basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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stypls:

(人’∀’)Treetopia with all the Creatures!

stypls:

(人’∀’)Treetopia with all the Creatures!

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bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

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damnnlyssa:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

oyesiam1:

Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.

x

there is literally nothing i hate about this woman

ellen for jesus 2016

"ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016"

(via laughing-llama)

pizzajean:

she’s beauty she’s graceshe’s miss united states

pizzajean:

she’s beauty 
she’s grace
she’s miss united states

(via laughing-llama)

unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

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lyeekha:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing

(via laughing-llama)

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via lolrenaynay)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via laughing-llama)

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

(via laughing-llama)

therealrobinchan33:

who wants some cute icons of kootra from the 2014 easter egg hunt video? you do. of course you do.

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willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(via laughing-llama)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(via pizza)