slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

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sousuke-is-in-love-with-rin:

eziocauthon89:

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter

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pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

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odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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tohrunado:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

tohrunado:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

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thecaptainofdavesol:

rowdyonionrings:

what am i wearing for the first day of school? uhh isnt it obvious 

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gotta make that first impression count

IS THAT A FUCKING MARCO POLO AND A PAIR OF J
EANS

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shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

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captainarlert:

does anyone in anime high schools actually learn anything or do they just stare out the window and participate in clubs?

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janesfoster:

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey 

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